How Some Landlords Evade Accountability: Tricks Used to Avoid Repairs and Responsibility

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Let’s begin with another disclaimer:
This article is not about any particular person, agency, housing association or landlord. It is simply a helpful, slightly satirical guide based on observed patterns across the UK rental market.Any resemblance to real landlords living or professionally “ghosting” is purely coincidental. Promise.

Step 1: Accept the Rent. Deny the Tenants.

Why acknowledge someone officially when you can just… not?

Let’s be honest, tenancy agreements are so 2003. The modern landlord understands the power of plausible deniability. You can:

Let someone move in

Accept rent every month

Even fix the boiler when they complain

But if it ever becomes legally inconvenient?
You simply say: “I don’t know who that person is.”

Clean. Simple. Untouchable.

Step 2: If the Property Isn’t Safe, Just Ignore It

Mould in the bedroom?
Leaking ceiling?
Collapsed flooring?
No problem. There’s a strategy for that, too.

It’s called delayed responsiveness, and the industry treats it like performance art. You simply:

Leave emails unread

Say “we’ll get back to you”

Send a contractor to look but never fix

Eventually, the tenant either:

Fixes it themselves

Moves out

Or gets so ill from damp exposure they stop emailing

Either way, problem solved.

Step 3: Shell Companies for the Soul

Here’s where things get creative.

Why run everything in your own name when you can open a series of £1 limited companies with names like:

“NeuroLegal Housing Dynamics Ltd”

“Trust Me, I’m Qualified Ltd”

“Tenant Emotional Monitoring & Review Ltd”

It’s like Monopoly but with real people and fewer ethics.

The goal is simple: disperse liability.
If someone sues Company A, you say, “Oh no, that was Company B.”
If they mention Company B, you say, “That one dissolved last year.”

And the best part?
You get to look professional while being entirely untraceable.

Step 4: Silence Is Golden. And Strategically Useful.

Tenant emails you?
Council gets involved?
Housing Advocates sending letters?

Shhh.

Do nothing.
Replying could imply involvement and accountability.

The longer you delay, the more it looks like confusion rather than evasion.

Eventually, someone else, a lawyer, a relative, a GP will start contacting you.

That’s when you call a solicitor and say:
“We had no idea this person lived there. Why didn’t they just ask nicely?”

Step 5: The Ghost Agent Technique

Let’s say someone in your circle, maybe even a family friend acted as a go-between. They showed the house, arranged the bills, messaged tenants, negotiated move-ins.

But when things get legal?
They disappear from the narrative.

No mention of them in the defence.
No accountability.
No role.

This technique is called Agent Amnesia and it’s rapidly becoming industry standard.

Step 6: Open a New Company With an Intimidating Name (Just in Case)

This one’s advanced.

Imagine a tenant starts referencing emotional damage, mental health deterioration, or therapy caused by unsafe housing.

Some landlords might panic.

But a bold one?
They open a brand-new company with a name like:

“Behavioral Strategy & Oversight Ltd”

No trading history. No clients. Just a name, strong, cold, clinical.

It says:
“If you try to talk about trauma, we’ll bring our own version of ‘expertise.’”

Subtle? No.
Legal? Technically.
Creepy? Only if you notice.

Step 7: Hire Different Lawyers So No One Connects the Dots

Smart landlords don’t just split companies, they split legal representation.

This way, if the tenant sues the landlords and the letting agencies, and the agent’s cousin’s dog once collected rent, each party can say:

“We represent different interests. We’re not involved with each other.”

Meanwhile, they all go to dinner together once a month.

Step 8: Pretend It’s All a Misunderstanding

When it finally goes to court or Tribunal, take the moral high ground:

“We never meant to cause distress.”

“There must have been a mix-up.”

“This person never appeared on any agreement.”

Sprinkle in a few tears. Maybe cite how long you’ve “helped people.”
It’s not lying. It’s emotional rebranding.

Step 9: They’re Just Tenants. Right?

If you’ve followed all these steps, congratulations.
You’ve successfully delayed accountability by several months, maybe even years.

You’ve created a system where:

No one is clearly in charge

No one is clearly responsible

And no one can prove anything without screenshots, tribunal applications, and a minor obsession with paperwork

But here’s the thing.

Sometimes, one of those tenants doesn’t go away.
Sometimes, one of them keeps track of everything.
Sometimes, one of them builds a timeline.
Sometimes… they write articles.

Articles just like this one.

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